Introducing the lazy exercising gadget for lazy people. The Swing Massager not only makes you feel good, it claims to have many magical powers like reducing backache, maintaining oxygen supply, helping with biological systems.
Apparently you just lie down on your back, holster your legs onto this machine and BAM! you're a swimming fish. You know what happens to a fish on land? It becomes either becomes food for the healthy eater or ends up as a sandwich at a fastfood joint for the fatties.
My suggestion is to get off your lazy ass and go do some real exercise. Don't be a pansy and buy in to lazy scheme, which only aims to fish for your lazy dollars. Instead spend the $200 on a decent MP3 player so you can take it to the gym and have a jam session while jog.
But hey...don't listen to me! Don't let your dream to become a fish die just because I think you're lazy for using this machine. Nah, go ahead since it's your money, your dream, your only hope to get slimmer. Go wild!
