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he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they're rapin errbody out here
you don't have to come and confess
we're lookin for you
we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy

we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb--for real
the man got away leaving behind evidence
i was attacked by some idiot in the projects
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so

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Subject: Hi Thuy

I like reading your profile; you're very funny. Everyone touches up their profile to attract attention, but you do opposite.

Subject: Re: Hi Thuy

hi mr. handsome,

quite a bold name for yourself, eh? i don't know if that agrees with you :-p

normally i would like to address people by their names and friends by nicknames that i give to them. i find it's somewhat lame to not provide your name in this kind of game.

anyway, my profile serves its purpose, which is to repel creeps. only the bold dares to approach. nevertheless, the bold is often cocky and creepy. not a very good combination, right?

thuy

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